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| Prince Sulu... His Royal Awesomeness. |
You have to appreciate how the mind of a feline works. It is nothing if not determined.
"Good Morning. I LOVE you. Why are your eyes still closed? We are having a conversation about how much I LOVE you! I like, REALLY do... you can tell by my incessant purring, no? I can tell by you rolling over that you need further proof of my devotion. Let me rub my face on yours even though you are allergic to my fur, (you should get over that, by the way). It's like kissing, see? THAT's how much I LOVE you! I can see that you need some space and even though you rather harshly pushed me away from you right now, I am willing to accept that you just haven't come to terms with the adoration I have for you. It's probably because you like these dishes over here... let me take care of those for you... OH! Your UP! Well good MORNING, I have been counting the hours and am just so HAPPY to SEE you! You seem stressed. You've had a lot going on for the last few days, here let me massage you... forcibly. What do you mean OUCH? Ouch WHAT? I am MASSAGING you! Here, I'll massage the other leg then. WHY DO YOU KEEP PUSHING ME AWAY??? I LOVE YOU!!! Oh yes, let's go sit down together... there's not actually room for me, but that's OK, I'll sit ON you because I just LOVE you so MUCH... why are you looking at that thing again? Sheesh... I am seeing a real lack of trying on your part here! I'm feeling VERY unappreciated. I think I am going to go and vomit adoringly on something you like to wear. Maybe THAT will get your attention....."
"Good Morning. I LOVE you. Why are your eyes still closed? We are having a conversation about how much I LOVE you! I like, REALLY do... you can tell by my incessant purring, no? I can tell by you rolling over that you need further proof of my devotion. Let me rub my face on yours even though you are allergic to my fur, (you should get over that, by the way). It's like kissing, see? THAT's how much I LOVE you! I can see that you need some space and even though you rather harshly pushed me away from you right now, I am willing to accept that you just haven't come to terms with the adoration I have for you. It's probably because you like these dishes over here... let me take care of those for you... OH! Your UP! Well good MORNING, I have been counting the hours and am just so HAPPY to SEE you! You seem stressed. You've had a lot going on for the last few days, here let me massage you... forcibly. What do you mean OUCH? Ouch WHAT? I am MASSAGING you! Here, I'll massage the other leg then. WHY DO YOU KEEP PUSHING ME AWAY??? I LOVE YOU!!! Oh yes, let's go sit down together... there's not actually room for me, but that's OK, I'll sit ON you because I just LOVE you so MUCH... why are you looking at that thing again? Sheesh... I am seeing a real lack of trying on your part here! I'm feeling VERY unappreciated. I think I am going to go and vomit adoringly on something you like to wear. Maybe THAT will get your attention....."
Sigh.
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