Where have these been all my life? I KNOW! Here there is all of this fuss about the box in lah dee dah North American tissue factories but over in the stylin' homes of Japan they stock the bathroom shelf with black tissues! Why have we always gone white? Are we some kind of snot purists? NO LONGER! We can now purchase 20 boxes of super luxe looking snotrags for $149 here. I had a neato pack of zebra print tissues once that cost me my pinky finger, but black... well this is something all together different. A whole new level of phlegm retrieval.